February 2012
105 posts
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Right?!, The only place where you're allowed to where a hoodie with shorts.
I was cutting up vegetables for a vegetarian roll today, then out of nowhere, one of the old black ladies in my class (lets say shes mid 50s early 60s) came behind me. Then she takes her phone and puts it in front of me and it was a picture. Not listening to the conversation before hand, I looked and it was a penis. I was like ” OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL! ” and shes like ” Its so...
Fuckidy fuck, Menu Planning has to be the most boring book in the universe!!
You’re not supposed to enjoy the fact that I was “jealous” asshole. Hahah
showmeyourlengua asked: ARRA! i was being a creep. totez just looked though like 60 of your fb profile pics. made me realize how much i missed out on you throughout high school. and made me appreciate the times we did share. yeah. i hope you're doing better than "okay".
that moment when you former chef instructor IMs you… I REGRET ADDING YOU. haha
Finally contributing back to society, I GOT A JOB...
Smh, the whole day today Yasmine decided she was gonna find me a “boo”. -____- First she went with Gregory. Ok, I had the jungle fever one time. haha Can’t deny it tho, Greg is such a sweet guy and cute and pretty darn charming. Mmm, makes tomorrow kinda better. Anyways, that’s one guy. The second guy is some Asian from 1st semester. He’s either the same age as me or...
“For you, a thousand times over.”
– Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via thoughtsdetained)
Finding out that your mom has friends who have... →
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